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Dim Toning 

Setting your favourite song as your ring tone and then, after months of hearing it over and over again through your phone's bass-hating speakers, growing to hate it through too much repetition
"Isn't this your favourite song?"

"No, I can't stand it anymore. I set it as my ring tone and after four months of hearing just the chorus I cracked."

"Gutted. That's some pretty dim toning on your part."

"Yeah."

"What have you got as your ring tone now?"

"Why are we talking about ring tones?"

"We must just be losers."

"Bastard."
Dim Toning by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011
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ten to twoing it 

the motion you make while smoking meth in a glass dick.
"To smoke" would turn into "smoking",
"ten to two" would turn into "ten to twoing it".
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Verb. At night or in dark room, re-enacting scenes from Tron or general sci-fi type fighting with glow sticks taped to your body. Tron glowsticks tape tron troning sci-fi night darkroom re-enacting fighting body
Bob looked in his cupboard to make sure he had lots of glow sticks and tape before committing to a night of troning with his friends.
Troning by Wordsmith310 July 2, 2012
A euphemism for self gratification, particularly for females. 'Two' meaning 'using two fingers to pleasure oneself' and 'bing' meaning 'if you hit the spot just right, it goes BING!' (as in, a buzzer in a game show).
"Are you going twobing again?"
"Shut up! I have needs too!"
twobing by FileCurropted September 25, 2007
the act of which twins dress and look the same on the same day.
Brittany and Brandice entered the room looking the exact same.
Kim: omg they're twining today!
Class:LOL
Finney: lol you should put that on urbandictionary!
Kim: lol i should!
twining by Princess64943 April 9, 2010

Twoaning 

The act of moaning, complaining and generally expressing ones unhappiness about life and it's problems using Twitter. It is also used to describe when someone uses Twitter to express their displeasure of a certain thing, rather than taking a stand and doing something about it.
'Why is Jack always twoaning about his life?'

Person 1: 'Why is Ellie posting about all her problems on Twitter?'
Person 2: 'She is totally twoaning for attention'
Twoaning by AshieDawg March 4, 2013

Wee-toning 

Failure to urinate amongst a crowd of gentlemen!
Classic James, silently wee-toning
Wee-toning by El_melocoton October 11, 2016