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When you go to your grandfathers' wake, drink too much absinthe, then you can't stand up straight for a week afterwards.
Oh man, I've got a real bad case of twolini. I don't think I can go to work today.
Twolini by DeerlordJ September 24, 2016
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TULUM-TOOLATE 

Having no pity for people being caught getting shitfaced on a plane going to Tulum in a weird Fyre Festival/Hunger Games vibe.
- OMG JeNnY hOW Do wE gEt bAcK to CanAdA?!? We'Re bLoCkEd fRoM alL thE AirlInes? BuT thEy DiDN'T eveN fiND thE CoCaiNe And MolLy!!
*cries in influencer*
- it's TULUM-TOOLATE bitch.
*starts GoFundMe*
TULUM-TOOLATE by sylar1 January 6, 2022
Used to describe putting two fingers into a girl's ass.
I gave that bitch the hardest twoadin she's ever had.
twoadin by G Murda August 4, 2007
Twomad is a funny black man with big tits. He is the funny guy from YouTube.
Goodnight girl, i see you tomorrow~ twomad.
Twomad by I've depression October 23, 2020
A trilogy whose third installment is pitiful
Want to have a night in and watch the Matrix Twology
twology by ponyboy5 November 29, 2009
verb: to follow someone on Twitter
You can’t send someone a private message if they don’t twollow you.