three.two some 

A menage a trois of two girls plus one guy, where one girl is only lesbian, one girl is bisexual and the guy is straight; so one girl sexually enjoys a girl n a guy; guy n lesbian do no have sex but enjoy sex with the other girl; also a pun on 3.2% beer, i.e., not a full feldged threesome, but the reduced variety

Man. They had a three.two some; Ally, Betty n Mark. Ally came off best because she enjoyed Betty n Mark. Mark is straight n Betty is lesbian. Ally is bi.

three.two some by atllionheart February 21, 2010

two bagger and some tape 

Banging an ugly woman without having to look at OR listen to her and picturing a beautiful woman in her place. The two bagger and some tape involves tape for over her mouth so you don't hear her talking during the deed, a bag for over her head so you don't have to look at her, and a bag for over your head in case the one over hers breaks.

Dude, how did the date go with that annoying girl, who had the face that looked like an old shoe? Oh my god, she was not just a two bagger. She was a two bagger and some tape. She was so annoying to talk to, and so ugly, but I needed to get laid so bad that I simply put some tape over her mouth, put bags on both of our heads. I then did the deed while picturing young Pamela Anderson's tits and ass.

two bagger and some tape by Stagmen October 3, 2017

Two-and-a-half-some 

Sex involving a man, woman, and a midget of either sex.

Dude, I just had a two-and-a-half-some with Janice!

Two-and-a-half-some by Brett Y. Litsa August 18, 2010

Two and a Half-some

Two people are having sex. The third person is having oral sex performed on himself/herself by one of the people having sex.

Guy One: Yo, I totally took those two girls back home at the same time; it was awesome.
Guy two: You had a threesome?
Guy one: Not exactly. I only boned one of the chicks and ate the other one out at the same time. It was a Two and a Half-some.
Guy two: You are a legend!

Two and a Half-some by Dobs October 21, 2007

Two something wanna do something 

A chick that’s over 200lbs and ready to get freaky

Yo, ol girl looking like two something wanna do something!!

Two something wanna do something by I’ll gal ash April 2, 2019

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Every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal.

A cynical proverb describing the mechanics of exploitation: the world is full of people willing to cheat (crooks) and people ready to be cheated (fools). When they encounter each other, a transaction happens—a scam, a bad bargain, a manipulation—where the crook wins and the fool loses. The saying suggests that such encounters are inevitable, not exceptional, and that vigilance is required to avoid being the fool. It is often invoked to warn against trusting too easily, especially in business, politics, or online interactions.

"Every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal." Example: “He thought the crypto investment opportunity was real. His friend quoted the old saying: every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal.”

Every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal. by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 25, 2026