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One who is subject to random characteristical changes which can be witnessed and catagorised into the basis which determine obsessive compulsive disorder OCD. The form of which is visibly evident via the expulsion of the trade mark 'two shakes' element in ones behavioural routine.
Jimmy awoke on an average summers morning and made his way to Macdonalds to purchase a regular double sausage and egg mcmuffin. Upon ordering, the employee had given Jimmy the incorrect change. To which Jimmy's initial response was simply 'two shakes' of his upper right shoulder and a brief outburst of 'you ff-ff-ff-ffuukk, eat my arse' and made his way home.
The attendent simply yelled 'jimmy two shakes'.
The attendent simply yelled 'jimmy two shakes'.
by Nigel Walter Elstone April 13, 2008
I'll be back from the store in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
by Anonymous August 31, 2003
by Anonymous September 1, 2003
I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail...
by LimeyGeeza September 1, 2003
A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.
“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”
by LambsTail January 10, 2018
'I'll be there in two shakes of a chimps cock Vera', shouted Mavis before grabbing her coat, rushing to the front door and setting off for a good night at the bingo.
by chesterpest January 18, 2010