twitoric 

a writing style one adopts on Twitter, in order not to exceed the allotted 140 characters

I can read half a page of regular text quicker than one line of cryptic twitoric.

twitoric by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 14, 2011

twitteridiot 

Noun: 1. Person who uses Twitter to broadcast asinine pronouncements, petty complaints, churlish insults, insane misjudgments, misogynistic rantings, reckless accusations, absurd vulgarities, vindictiveness unlimited, and/or unhinged ravings, seemingly unaware or unconcerned with their veracity, propriety or wisdom.

2. Person who apparently does not realize how Twitter works, and that others much smarter than one's self will be seeing and reading posted tweets and passing judgment on the character of the writer. (Note: Definition 2 does not preclude Definition 1.)

1. That Donald — such a twitteridiot to be tweeting in the middle of the night about trivial slights.

2. Grandpa's a total twitteridiot; he confuses tweeting with private texting.

twitteridiot by I'mTheDoctor2 December 17, 2016

twittoris 

The hyper-excited sexual gland of a female when a twitter follower of high stature retweets her post

Rosie thought her twittoris would explode after Daniel tosh retweeted her post about puppies

twittoris by Moo E. Loco September 14, 2013

twittercide 

Deleting/wiping everything on your Twitter page, effectively committing social networking suicide on Twitter.

My friend committed twittercide when she realized nobody cared about the boring things she does. Her real-time useless information will be missed.

twittercide by rtil August 10, 2009

Twittercrat 

A politico from either party using Twitter as the sole means of communication.

Brad's turning into a Twittercrat. The guy never leaves his office on The Hill anymore.

Twittercrat by Tinkerbell Hilton July 7, 2009

Twitoris 

Any news item or public event, no matter how small or hard to find, that arouses a sudden and significant level of excitement from the Twitter community.

Bob: Man, did you see how Twitter lit up after Ahmadinejad's statement that "(There is) no significant need for the United States"?

Dave: Yeah I know. He really found the twitoris with that one.

Twitoris by IdnEgo October 1, 2009

twitterdick 

One who frequently acts like they are the authority on the proper use of Twitter...and does so over Twitter.

Guy 1 says: @guywhodoesntknowhowtotwitter you need to make sure you put a space after #hashtag. They dont work if you dont #amateur

Guy 2 says: @guy1 - thanks but you are being a total fucking #twitterdick.

Guy 1 says: See you did it correct #iknoweverything

twitterdick by Rclesquire April 8, 2012