I felt an intense twitteration when I saw @PamelaDAnderson finally show up on my Twitter followers list.
by jvince_la December 5, 2010
I think that Lewis Black said it best, "Where do you get the massive ego to think that anybody gives a shit what you're doing
Retarded Person: I'm gonna go on twitter
Normal Person takes out a double barreled shotgun and rids the world of another huge ego
Normal Person takes out a double barreled shotgun and rids the world of another huge ego
by homediggitizzle February 5, 2011
Person 1: "Hey, man, I was on Twitter last night, and-"
Person 2: "Twitter?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Dude, I don't think we can be friends anymore."
Person 2: "Twitter?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Dude, I don't think we can be friends anymore."
by edasenaz May 14, 2010
by a someewhat smart guy June 30, 2009
by melman February 9, 2013
A website that allows self obsessed people to tell what their doing in 140 words or less. Its a piece o' shit.
I'm in a meeting, listening to people talk about projected stocks for our company in the coming year.
-Steve
Who gives an F ing crap if you're in a meeting. Twitter is really lame.
-Steve
Who gives an F ing crap if you're in a meeting. Twitter is really lame.
by Quazimodo tre tousand May 30, 2009
by Edddiee P February 18, 2009