twi-hate
"Because of Twilight and twitards I can no longer take vampires seriously. I have serious twi-hate for the books.
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Twihater
The exact opposite of a Twihard. The average Twihater hates "Twilight" at least for its being a dreadful novel, or a little more passionately because everyone around him is going mad about it and the series is thus destroying the Twihater's social life.
If asked, the Twihater can give at least ten good arguments against liking "Twilight", including evidence for each point. He is also prone to attacking Twitards whenever possible, if for nothing else than their being around him and talking incessantly about Edward and Bella (both of whom the Twihater would readily massacre if that meant that there would be five minutes of peace). Unfortunately, the Twihater is a tragic species: Twitards are naturally too dumb to understand his arguments, and therefore all his efforts are in vain. He can be compared to a very smart fish dropped in the middle of the desert of ignorance.
If asked, the Twihater can give at least ten good arguments against liking "Twilight", including evidence for each point. He is also prone to attacking Twitards whenever possible, if for nothing else than their being around him and talking incessantly about Edward and Bella (both of whom the Twihater would readily massacre if that meant that there would be five minutes of peace). Unfortunately, the Twihater is a tragic species: Twitards are naturally too dumb to understand his arguments, and therefore all his efforts are in vain. He can be compared to a very smart fish dropped in the middle of the desert of ignorance.
Twitard: "OMFG, Edward iz lyk sooo hawt!!!1!"
Twihater: "Please, listen to me. You need to get rid of this unhealthy addiction. Stop talking about marrying fictional characters, you look like an idiot. This book doesn't even have a plot, and its grammar and vocabulary are appalling, and..."
Twitard: *shrieks v. loud* "OMFG, U luv Edward 2, duncha???2"
Twihater: *cries*
Twihater: "Please, listen to me. You need to get rid of this unhealthy addiction. Stop talking about marrying fictional characters, you look like an idiot. This book doesn't even have a plot, and its grammar and vocabulary are appalling, and..."
Twitard: *shrieks v. loud* "OMFG, U luv Edward 2, duncha???2"
Twihater: *cries*
Twihater by AnjaliSharma January 1, 2009
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Twihater
A hater of the completely appalling book called Twilight which includes many vampire and werewolf faggots.
They hate Twilight for a reason.
The quality of the book.
It's badly-written, the plot is - well there is no plot and no moral to the story.
It includes this vampire faggot who sneaks in to Bella's room and watches her sleep.
A Twihater does not focus on the characters of the book. He/She focuses on the quality and judges it by that.
A Twihater ALSO has the right to hate something and post a negative comment about Twilight, so suck it, Twihards.
They hate Twilight for a reason.
The quality of the book.
It's badly-written, the plot is - well there is no plot and no moral to the story.
It includes this vampire faggot who sneaks in to Bella's room and watches her sleep.
A Twihater does not focus on the characters of the book. He/She focuses on the quality and judges it by that.
A Twihater ALSO has the right to hate something and post a negative comment about Twilight, so suck it, Twihards.
Twihard: "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EDWARD IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTZ AND DATS Y TWILIGHT IS LYYYK DA BBBEEEEEEEEEEEST BOOK IN HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Twihater: "Ok, please. Do not let that faggot vampire get to you. Focus more on the quality - how it's written. Not just the characters."
Twihard: "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG FAGGOT VAMPIRE?????? HIS NAME IS EDWARD AND FYI HEZ HOTTZ SO BACK UP LOSER UR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE UR NOT EDWARDS LOVE"
Twihater: "*walks away thinking: have fun finding someone who would want to fuck you*"
Twihater: "Ok, please. Do not let that faggot vampire get to you. Focus more on the quality - how it's written. Not just the characters."
Twihard: "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG FAGGOT VAMPIRE?????? HIS NAME IS EDWARD AND FYI HEZ HOTTZ SO BACK UP LOSER UR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE UR NOT EDWARDS LOVE"
Twihater: "*walks away thinking: have fun finding someone who would want to fuck you*"
Twihater by The Twilight Destroyer February 13, 2010
Twihater
Twihaters seem more obsessed with the Twilight saga than 'Twihards' themselves. They put all thier energy into hating this saga that they actually forget their point. They hate Edward because he is described as beautiful. Really guys? COME ON. It seems Twihaters are the ones who are obsessed here, so obsessed with hating a bunch of books for no apparent reason. And why carry on reading ALL FOUR BOOKS, when the first one 'was a piece of shit'.
It seems like hating twilight has become a hobby now. Yeahh.. and people who like twilight are obsessed..
Find another hobby yeah? Instead of slagging off 'a terrible piece of literature' sitting in your dark room at your computer desk searching for other things to hate because you have no social life.
Seriously go fuck yourselves and your harry-potter-butt-sex friends. Maybe that will give you something else to do. Another hobby maybe?
If you really hate twilight so much ,IGNORE IT! And stop going on about it! If you hated it so much you wouldn't keep obsessing over how 'shit' it is. You would just IGNORE it. Thats what i do with things i hate- not fucking obsess over them.
Admit it. The real reason you hate twilight is because girls think a fictional character is better than you.
You like Jane Austen so much? Get the fuck away from twilight and go read it then. Get your fix of good literature.
It seems like hating twilight has become a hobby now. Yeahh.. and people who like twilight are obsessed..
Find another hobby yeah? Instead of slagging off 'a terrible piece of literature' sitting in your dark room at your computer desk searching for other things to hate because you have no social life.
Seriously go fuck yourselves and your harry-potter-butt-sex friends. Maybe that will give you something else to do. Another hobby maybe?
If you really hate twilight so much ,IGNORE IT! And stop going on about it! If you hated it so much you wouldn't keep obsessing over how 'shit' it is. You would just IGNORE it. Thats what i do with things i hate- not fucking obsess over them.
Admit it. The real reason you hate twilight is because girls think a fictional character is better than you.
You like Jane Austen so much? Get the fuck away from twilight and go read it then. Get your fix of good literature.
Guy1: Hey! Isn't Twilight a piece of shit!? People keep going on about that EDWARD guy ughh.
Guy2: I totally know what you mean, im going to go back to my mothers house, raid my fridge, sit my fat arse back at my computer desk, and complain about it to people online because i have absolutley no social life and i am jealous that a fictional character can get some, and i can't.
Guy1: Me too! It's not as if i have anything else to do in my shitty square pathetic world. Obsessing over how shit twilight is, is now my hobby! Yay! Im totally a selfproclaimed Twihater now.
Guy2: And afterwards lets go have butt sex with harry potter. Have you seen his sexy wand?
Guy2: I totally know what you mean, im going to go back to my mothers house, raid my fridge, sit my fat arse back at my computer desk, and complain about it to people online because i have absolutley no social life and i am jealous that a fictional character can get some, and i can't.
Guy1: Me too! It's not as if i have anything else to do in my shitty square pathetic world. Obsessing over how shit twilight is, is now my hobby! Yay! Im totally a selfproclaimed Twihater now.
Guy2: And afterwards lets go have butt sex with harry potter. Have you seen his sexy wand?
Twihater by You mother likes Harry Potter July 21, 2009
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A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple
A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.
Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.
In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.
In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.
I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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