tweakermobile

An inferior-quality department store bicycle in a state of disrepair, usually has at least one non-functioning brake and a noticeably bent wheel and rusty chain.

Eddie rode his tweakermobile to the methadone clinic.

tweakermobile by Zombie Attack232 December 9, 2010

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tweakermobile

A cheap bicycle in questionable mechanical condition that is retrofitted with a 2-stroke engine also in questionable mechanical condition to make it a "gas bicycle". They are always too loud. A new bike and new engine can be had for under $300 combined, so just imagine how cheap the used ones are. These are ridden by the locals who either had their license suspended for drugs or alcohol, or can't afford a car due to drugs or alcohol. Tweakermobiles get over 100 MPG, and don't require a license, insurance, or auto loan, so they are the transportation of choice for people with zero money and no way to get more.

"Mom can I buy a gas engine kit for my bike?"
"Hell no, I won't be caught dead letting my kid have a tweakermobile."

tweakermobile by human-potato_hybrid March 9, 2021

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Tweaker Mobile

The bike, shopping cart etc. that Tweaks get around on, often time a stolen/stripped lime bike or grocery store mobility scooter

Tweaky McGee: yo I just copped a Tweaker mobile

Cracky Jacky: sick, is it stripped?

Tweaker Mobile by 831k-rill March 4, 2025

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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