Twitfuck 

Written commentry of cybersex conducted infront of all your contacts on social networking site Twitter.

@me is banging on the kitchen table @you

@their is enjoying reading @me and @you's Twitfuck and wants to join in.

Twitfuck by Glittery Halo February 25, 2009

twattock 

A modification of twat, (literaly, little twat) used as an insult, and is useful when an extra sylable is needed in an amusing poem or suchlike.

My heavens, isn't Mary and Jimmy's boy a twattock?

Yes, but what did you expect from those two?

twattock by steroozi April 30, 2004

twatfuck

Adjective used to describe someone so annoyingly annoying that they desearve the description of both a twat and a fuck. synonyms - asshole, fucktard, fucknut, douche, george bush

"first off you are a complete twatfuck," said Cindy. "I told you those coupons were expired..."

"hey twatfuck, what's for breakfast?"

"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" said some twatfuck.

twatfuck by JustinS September 5, 2005

twatbucket 

literally, a bucket of twats. also, a person who is a fucking pussy or whatnot.

"You're a fucknig twatbucket."

twatbucket by AJ 187 September 28, 2003

Toastfucker 

A toastfucker is one who fucks toast. Toastfuckers are widely known for their outlandish toast fetish, oftentimes displaying erotic behavior towards the very mentioning of toast. They tend to be either high, drunk, or stoned; a sober toastfucker is no toastfucker indeed.

My friend is a toastfucker; I saw him the other day, drunk off his ass and attempting to shove two semen-drenched pieces of toast up his ass.

Toastfucker by Brother Jaegerbombastic November 5, 2014

toastfucking 

A type of sexual act where you fuck, or get fucked by toast.

I found this really cool toastfucking site on the internet the other day.

toastfucking by Jeema July 22, 2006

twitfuckery 

Performing acts or activities without putting any thought into potential outcomes.

Senseless acts of destruction being an example.

The rioters carried out their twitfuckery by destroying everything in sight.

The twitfuckery on the part of lawmakers in passing this legislation is unbelievable

twitfuckery by The_Woj November 9, 2021