toastfucker

One whose proclivity for sexual desperation runs so deep that they would butter up a piece of toast and masturbate with it. syn, Wanker

"What, you didn't go out with that fat chick, did you? Bob, you are truly a toastfucker!"

by Zanshin August 3, 2003

Toastfucker

A toastfucker is one who fucks toast. Toastfuckers are widely known for their outlandish toast fetish, oftentimes displaying erotic behavior towards the very mentioning of toast. They tend to be either high, drunk, or stoned; a sober toastfucker is no toastfucker indeed.

My friend is a toastfucker; I saw him the other day, drunk off his ass and attempting to shove two semen-drenched pieces of toast up his ass.

by Brother Jaegerbombastic November 5, 2014

toastfucking

A type of sexual act where you fuck, or get fucked by toast.

I found this really cool toastfucking site on the internet the other day.

by Jeema July 22, 2006