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twatward 

(adv) In the direction of or towards the female pudenda, often in an effort to increase vaginal proximity.
Verily, he thrusted twatward, trying to gain entry.
twatward by Thump! October 31, 2006
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tawkward 

One who is above average height and has the coordination of a baby fawn
Ross: Watch me drill this three pointer!

Matt: You just shot the ball over the backboard you tawkward fuck!

Ross: Whatever, I'm gonna be as good as Dirk Nowitzki one day

Matt: You already are
tawkward by BUSHROD December 23, 2013

Tawkwardness 

Tawkwardness is the act of talking to someone on facebook or texting & having nothing to talk about thus creating a section of non-talking-awkwardness
Yeah...
Sooooo.....this is awkward
Yup....I hate Tawkwardness
user has gone offline
......
Tawkwardness by Zinx&Acrombie April 19, 2011

Twatward 

A stupid male named Edward, who thinks that he’s smart, albeit the asinine and deleterious things that he says and /or does.
Senator Edward Markey from Massachusetts is such a Twatward; who thinks he can attach himself to other peoples’ laws that they had drafted up mostly by themselves. (See the Waxman-Markey bill or the Green new deal).
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026