log twaddling 

a phrase that sounds dirty, but really isn't anything

1: Hey man I just exercising all day you do anything.

2: No I've just been log twaddling all day.

log twaddling by freddie mama January 18, 2011

Toff Twaddling

When a Posh Toff stumbles over their words and stutters.

We went out of our way to ger..erm...or....er..er

Quit your Toff Twaddling and spit it out!

Toff Twaddling by KebabStar January 6, 2021

Penis twaddling crotch guzzler 

Someone who plays with a penis while also guzzling crotch, male or female

Insult for a slut bag hoe whore that wants your man

Stay away from my man you fucking penis twaddling crotch guzzler!

Penis twaddling crotch guzzler by Illuisan June 2, 2018

Ass Waddling Paddle Master 

1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.

1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

Ass Waddling Paddle Master by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

twalling 

when you are bugging. Could be good or bad mostly would be used bad to say that you walling out.

" Aye, this lil shorty twalling for her lil spect "

twalling by Babie Dime August 25, 2010

Swaddling

When two lovers fall asleep or cuddle whilst one is penetrating the other. No thrusting is involved.

Originates from the Yahoo Answers question featured on My Brother My Brother and Me (9-12-2011).

It is impossible to perform swaddling for more than 30 seconds. If you can, you might be with the wrong gender or person.

Swaddling by Stocky Gentleman September 12, 2011

Swaddling

A sex act when the man puts his penis into the woman's vagina and then they simply fall asleep for the remainder of the night.
Popularized by Griffin Mcelroy from MyBrotherMyBrotherAndMe

"I had the strangest dream, then I remembered Griffin and I were swaddling last night."

Swaddling by GriffinMcelroyLover September 13, 2011