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Final Exit TV Network 

A TV Network where series that have "jumped the shark" go to die. The network offers assisted cancellation to help a show through its final episodes, then when all agree the time is right, a plastic bag is placed over the show's head, and helium tanks are turned on.
"Man, I can't believe Firefly got sent to Final Exit TV Network."

"Hey, dude, it was better that way. No suffering. Now when they gonna do ER?"
Final Exit TV Network by Humor Smith February 27, 2009
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Chiller TV Network 

A defunct American cable and satellite television network that was owned by NBCUniversal Cable Entertainment Group subsidiary of NBCUniversal, all owned by Comcast. The channel ceased operations on December 31, 2017. On January 12, 2007, NBCUniversal announced its intent to launch Chiller on March 1, dedicated to films and television shows related to the horror genre.
Chiller TV Network was the best.

Chiller TV Network 

Chiller (stylized as chiller) was an American cable and satellite television network that was owned by NBCUniversal Cable Entertainment Group subsidiary of NBCUniversal, all owned by Comcast. It later opened its own film production company as well. Chiller specialized in horror, thriller and suspense programming, mainly films.

As of February 2015, 38,820,000 American households (33.4% of households with television) received Chiller, though this declined with later removals by several cable services as carriage agreements expired.

The channel ceased operations on December 31, 2017.

Their website now redirects to Syfy Wire (formerly Sci-Fi Wire and Blastr) operated by Syfy featuring coverage of news in the science fiction, horror, and fantasy genres

n January 12, 2007, NBCUniversal announced its intent to launch Chiller on March 1, dedicated to films and television shows related to the horror genre.
The network officially left the air around 11:59 p.m. ET on December 31 after an airing of The Babadook with a simple message of "Thank you for watching Chiller. Good night!", after which the channel spaces created by Fearnet in 2006 and Chiller TV Network in 2007 both folded and ceased to exist. Its website was redirected to that of Syfy a few hours before.

the twitch tv network community 

Basic assholes who start drama for no reason,

makes unoriginal networks with the same shit that has been done a thousand times
basically are assholes
i will make a 2010 cartoon network webchannel (even though it has been used a million times by now)
- a person from the twitch tv network community

the twitch tv network community 

Basic assholes who start drama for no reason,

makes unoriginal networks with the same shit that has been done a thousand times
basically are assholes
i will make a 2010 cartoon network webchannel (even though it has been used a million times by now)
- a person from the twitch tv network community

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026