Turtlenerd

A species of human-like animals that are born on the island of turtopia carry the turtlenerd gene called turtitis and, are usually adopted by human parents. Turtlenerds are born with a shell, but human parents generally have it removed at a young age so that their child can better fit in with other human children. Turtlenerds commonly wear jackets zipped all the way up their neck in order to cope with their shell removal. As they age, turtlenerds develop a liking of both food and reading.

Jill-"Ashly did you that girl over there?"

Ashly-"Yeah she's really weird. She always keeps her jacket zipped up and all she does is read."

Jill-"I know, she must be a turtlenerd or something"

Turtlenerd by gineva November 21, 2011

turtlette 

A small fragile turtle. No more than a few inches in diameter.

Elise I'm going to buy you a turtlette!

turtlette by Diston August 6, 2008

turtletext 

to reply at a text at a speed slower than slow.

yo, rach, quit turtletexting me.

turtletext by Fuck_cops92 December 31, 2009

turtletree 

a human being that likes trees and turtles but also likes green. Like to use light mode on everything except discord and usually a chill person. Like to daydream about frolicking on a sunny grassy hill with a tree and a turtle. People who hate on these people are monsters that don't have a heard and are fucking idiots. Don't be like sam. Be like turtletree.

my friend sam is a turtletree and loves to play sports.

turtletree by Sam_Da_bam_1324 December 21, 2021

turtletext 

Synonymous for sexting. When two people cannot be together on a webcam or in person and resort to sending dirty messages through texting. Can be an adjective or noun.

I wish I could be there with you, but since I can't, wanna turtletext? ;)

turtletext by fuzzykoala5 September 28, 2011

turtlewaxer

(latin)A homosexual male
(greek a fetish)To polish a toitoise with your pecker

turtlewaxer by Stylee September 26, 2003

turtlemaster 

Turtlemaster is a master of turtles.

That guy is a turtlemaster

turtlemaster by Teemoturtlenig September 26, 2013