Top Definition
to reply at a text at a speed slower than slow.
yo, rach, quit turtletexting me.
by Fuck_cops92
December 31, 2009
2 more definitions
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When the most incredible woman you have ever met in your life finally opens up and sends the most amazing text or e-mail, but immediately retreats back into her shell never to be seen or heard from again.
Patti broke my heart when she sent me a Turtle Text and severed all contact right after hitting send.
by ice cold asshole
March 07, 2010
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Synonymous for sexting. When two people cannot be together on a webcam or in person and resort to sending dirty messages through texting. Can be an adjective or noun.
I wish I could be there with you, but since I can't, wanna turtletext? ;)
by fuzzykoala5
September 27, 2011
