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turbostoner 

Someone who consumes excessive amounts of cannabis but appears to function as if completely sober.
He ingested 3500mg in edibles and smoked at least a quad of extracts and he’s still going, what a turbostoner
turbostoner by SaltedTerps May 20, 2020

turbosexaphonic 

something insanely sexy beautiful and awesome - also rare.
Guy: You're a turbosexaphonic
Girl: a whaaa?
Guy: something insanely sexy beautiful and awesome also rare.

Ching Chong Turbos 

A cheap type of turbo most commonly bought of ebay
I just bought some ching chong turbos for my 4.8l single cab chevy so I can beat stevens dodge demon

Turboslut 

Insatiable appetite for sex, ignorant to sexual morals of any kind
My man Bryan Callen loves to spend time with a turboslut
Turboslut by Jaymon2019 March 12, 2019

turbosmurfing 

when someone is playing a game or sport exceptionally well; a player who appears to be a level above everyone else around is turbosmurfing.

In video games, someone who is beating everyone else badly can be considered smurfing. Smurfing is when a higher skill player uses an alternate, fresh account and gets paired with lower skill players, so they end up beating everyone else badly. Turbosmurfing is the next level of smurfing.
Did you see that lolTyler1 pentakill yesterday? He's turbosmurfing dude
turbosmurfing by yassuo (moe) February 12, 2018

turboshit 

The name given to the activity of shitting really fast. Especially used by disorganised people who dont have the shit-management gene and usually find themselves running to the bog hoping to 'send a sausage to the seaside' quickly because theyve got more important things to do.

Also used by internet junkies who find that logging on acts like a laxative and makes them want to 'log off'.

Often used to describe the vast quantities of crap produced by the above mentioned activity.
You should have seen it mate, I had a turboshit and it was poking out of the pan!

Ive got 30 seconds before she gets here, ill have a turboshit, no time to wash my hands.
turboshit by missadventure November 4, 2006