This a sex bath where you and your partner get covered in gates bbq sauce and you pulled pork and shove it inside the vagina and your partner will first fuck you, then will nut on the pulled pork then will go down and eat the pork out. All the while your partner is shoving ribs in and out of the other's ass hole.
Person 1: "yo i heard you got Kansas City Turnpiked last night."
Person 2: "ya... I got a rib stuck in my ass."
Person 1: "How'd the pork taste"
Person 2: "Like aids...fml"
Person 2: "ya... I got a rib stuck in my ass."
Person 1: "How'd the pork taste"
Person 2: "Like aids...fml"
by UncleBBQsexmaster January 20, 2021
(n): A shot made from emptying the spill mat behind the bar into a shot glass. If this does not fill the glass all the way, the bar rag may be rung out to fill it up fully.
This is an abominable creation, normally ordered as a joke or prank.
This is an abominable creation, normally ordered as a joke or prank.
Customer: Let me have a Jersey turnpike shot for my friend here
Bartender: No, I’m not sure if you know what health codes are, but I will lose my liquor license.
Bartender: No, I’m not sure if you know what health codes are, but I will lose my liquor license.
by Shwatwhatwhat December 6, 2022
A system for moving as many people through New Jersey as fast as possible. Separates into Eastern and Western spurs to and from NYC, going to the Lincoln Tunnel and GW Bridge. Serves as I-95 until it passes South of Philly, continues through the Southern tip of the state. Compare to the Garden State Parkway, a system for bringing as many people to as many different places as possible.
by magnalbatross October 17, 2006
While recieving some magnificent road head, you pull out and shoot in her ear. You proceed to twist your dong in her ear. When done, you can keep driving or kick her out while driving.
Did you hear what Plangger did last night? He finally gave that Nicole whore the Wet Willy Turnpike.
by Stauchy McNasty May 23, 2007
It's when you are fucking a girl on a pile of trash, then you smear shit all over her like a fake tan.
by mrssnuts March 11, 2011
the most absurd highway system in the world. it is quite possibly the only highway that has tolls on EVERY EXIT. You don't have to pay any money to get on the turnpike, only to get off. Just like the GWB (costs 0 to go from NY to NJ, but $6 to go the other way). Also, if you are black, you'll probably get racially profiled. The NJ State Police have HISTORICALLY pulled over disparate numbers of black drivers.
White guy: Dude I'm going like 120 on the New Jersey Turnpike!!
Other white guy: Don't worry, you won't get pulled over, you're white.
Other white guy: Don't worry, you won't get pulled over, you're white.
by McDizzle March 29, 2004
When two or more co-workers decide to fornicate with a, or multiple, persons. One co-worker will hide inside the closet, while the other performs sexual actions on the Person(s), who are unknowing of the other co-worker's where-abouts. While the Person(s) is smitten in the act, the co-worker will come from the closet and take over without any notice from the Person(s). This may continue to happen as much as possible until the Person(s) has figured out what is going on. This becomes a success when the Person(s) does figure out what is going on, and is either okay with it, or starts to laugh.
We went out after work last night and found a really cute girl from the bar. We took her back to our place for a few drinks. While she was on the phone, we decided to play her the ol' Pagliacci Turnpike, so I went and hid in the closet, while my co-worker to care of the foreplay.
by chimsu February 18, 2011