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1 definition by magnalbatross

A system for moving as many people through New Jersey as fast as possible. Separates into Eastern and Western spurs to and from NYC, going to the Lincoln Tunnel and GW Bridge. Serves as I-95 until it passes South of Philly, continues through the Southern tip of the state. Compare to the Garden State Parkway, a system for bringing as many people to as many different places as possible.
New Jersey Turnpike, huh? What exit? Bwah hah hah hah gets shot in the face
by magnalbatross October 17, 2006