We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
Get the We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu mug.
Turkey Sub
A turkey sub is how we roll in P-town. A gesture of greeting, joy, or excitement. Involves one person giving a high-five and another giving them a fist. When the high-five meets the fist, the magic of the turkey sub is formed.
Was first developed when Person A had already committed too much to the high-five, and did not have time to adjust to Person B's rock, thus causing them to grab said person's rock and enclose it with the palm of their hand and shake it like an idiot.
Is most likely found when first meeting a stranger and not knowing their handshake methodology preference. Whatever they bring, just bring the opposite. If they bring the rock, give that rock a high-five! If they bring the high-five, bring the heat with your rock. Good times.
Can also be found in a 12-inch version.
Was first developed when Person A had already committed too much to the high-five, and did not have time to adjust to Person B's rock, thus causing them to grab said person's rock and enclose it with the palm of their hand and shake it like an idiot.
Is most likely found when first meeting a stranger and not knowing their handshake methodology preference. Whatever they bring, just bring the opposite. If they bring the rock, give that rock a high-five! If they bring the high-five, bring the heat with your rock. Good times.
Can also be found in a 12-inch version.
Turkey Sub by Leonard Washington June 1, 2004
Related Words
turkeyslapping
turkeyslapping by Travman November 11, 2002
Shirt Turkeys
Thing 1: "I wish there was a term for the visual affect given when women wear shirts that expose the top of their breasts."
Thing 2: "Shirt Turkeys, bro. Ripe for the gobbling."
Thing 2: "Shirt Turkeys, bro. Ripe for the gobbling."
Shirt Turkeys by x2ice0n2sDAYx August 3, 2012
fried turkeys
fried turkeys by hoagly January 16, 2011
turkeyfuck
When you use another persons lit cigarette to light your own unlit cigarette,when the two cigarettes touched,it was referred to as "a turkeyfuck" We used this term in the 60's when we were 10-11-12...in Ontario, I have no idea where the term came from, however, a great number of our fathers were WW2 veterens, maybe it is a military term, ps I gave up smoking some time ago!
turkeyfuck by whitestone April 30, 2006
Turkeyslam
When you sit down on a toilet to take a shit and accidentally slap your balls really hard on the seat, feeling an immense pain akin to that of having to be in the same irc channel as Turkeyslam.
Turkeyslam.
Turkeyslam by SkuddStevens August 2, 2010