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When you sit down on a toilet to take a shit and accidentally slap your balls really hard on the seat, feeling an immense pain akin to that of having to be in the same irc channel as Turkeyslam.
Turkeyslam.
by SkuddStevens August 01, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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