Best county in the USA! Located in northern VA, pretty much next to DC, the second best place! Fairfax is home to over 1,000,000 people, and is considered as one of the wealthiest counties in the entire USA! There are about 500 different malls, each one larger than the next, so basically the county is a shopping mall where teens hang out. Lots of traffic here too, since we got such a high population. In Fairfax, "rush hour" is from 12:00 AM to 11:59 PM, with a slight break at 10:02 PM. Fairfax is also home to one of the country's largest school systems, with so many people from different races and places that if you walked down a hallway in any school, you instantly learn a new language. Yep, this is pretty much the best place to live in anywhere!
Person 1: Man i wished i lived in fairfax. Instead, i gotta live in Fauquier.
Person 2: HAHA
Heaven in a cup. It's an asian drink consisting of tea and tapioca pearls or the likes. Extremely delicious, everyone will love them.
Person 1: What are the tapioca pearls for?
Person 2: Making bubble tea tonight. Get out a teabag, please.
SUPER DELICIOUSNESS IN A PLASTIC WRAP!!!!!!!! YOU PEEL OFF THE UNEDIBLE AND UNINTERESTING WRAPPER THEN YOU CAN PROCEED TO HAVE FUN WITH THE STICK OF CHEESE'S EXTREMELY INTERESTING STRINGY QUALITY. YOU CAN PEEL IT APART LIKE STRINGS! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?!? HOW DO THEY MAKE SUCH AN OBJECT THAT IS BOTH FUN AND UBER DELICIOUS???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Person 1: hey man just got back from the grocery store. here's your string cheese
Person 2: GIMME GIMME GIMMMMMMME IT NOWWWW
The product you recieve from frying a turkey. Has anyone even tried this yet?
No one has tried to make fried turkeys yet. There can't be a definition.
Other area code for northern VA that is much less popular than the GODLY 703 area code. 703 is prefered over 571 because a 571 looks like an outcast in a region full of 703s. 571s are usually only found in cell phone numbers, but even people with cell phones attempt to not get a 571 to look different and instead get the normal looking 703.
Person 1: Here's my number 571 XXX-XXXX
Person 2: eww... 571............
Just like a double rainbow, only with half the rainbow, half the tears, and half the intense orgasm. Also known as a "rainbow". When people see a single rainbow, they don't start crying or singing, but instead go "hey look a rainbow" and then continue on with their lives.
Person 1: single rainbow all the way, across the sky... YEAAH-
Person 2: It doesn't work like that...
Like a roflcopter, except with a plane instead of a helicopter
Person 1: that noob killed me...
Person 2: ROFLPLANE!!!!!!!
Person 1: what?