turdstring 

The last person you want playing on your team.

Every other player was hurt, so I had to put in my turdstring Quarterback!

turdstring by jonesberger October 6, 2018

turdstabber 

any dude who has anal sex

gimme back my cd you fuckin turdstabber

turdstabber by badger boy 5-0 June 14, 2007

turdstand 

A
turd} that is too long and too firm to bend on contact with the [water, thus hitting the bottom of the bowl and forcing one to raise their bum. Ending in either breaking off to the front or side, causing a streak on the cheek or a slap to the sack.

"I had to wipe all day after that turdstand" or "I had to wipe my balls because of that turdstand".

turdstand by poomaster banks May 24, 2007

turdstain

A kid that lives in Utah and does nothing but fucking work at wal-mart and play on his computer... the alias of turdstain is also a common gaming name among this person!

turdstain kicked my ass at counterstrike source!

turdstain by Some dude from Wal-Mart April 26, 2005

Turdstan 

Fanatics who regularly troll, lie, photoshop and spread misinformation in order to try to gain support for Amber Heard, who was found guilty of defamation with actual malice in regards to her claims of abuse. (I.e. lying) They tend to prefer echo chambers and play victim if things aren't going their way. They have a habit of creating multiple social accounts to stalk, harrass, dox and bully anybody they deem not supportive of Amber Heard or more importantly, supporting Johnny Depp. (See Milani Cosmetics, Fenty, etc) Bad infestation on the blue bird app. It was revealed Amber Heard pooped on their bed and blamed it on the dog during a live trial.

The Turdstan wasn't even aware that Amber Heard changed the date she claimed the abuse began by a year mid-trial.

This Turdstan is really crazy! They stalked me, doxxed me and then played the victim.

Turdstan by K$tty July 14, 2023