turd knocker 

An undesirable person who is outside the mainstream, especially in the general area of social competency. You wouldn't want to go camping with a turd knocker, and you certainly wouldn't want him nailing your sister.

Although our dear president is clearly a turd knocker, Hugo Chavez ought not to call him names because our president is OUR turd knocker.

turd knocker by hoze-a November 11, 2006

Turd knocker 

1) A fart that is ushering the way for a solid drop.
2) A term of endearment used by the elderly generation.

You little turd knockers behave while I'm gone, and I'll bring you some ice cream.

Turd knocker by Æl November 5, 2014

turd knocker 

Military slang term for gay male, referring to the act anal sex. Often used by military wives who have (or had) no idea what it means.

I tried going to the county commission, but the mayor is just some big fat turd knocker in a bad suit, and he won't help.

turd knocker by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

tireknocker 

Also called tire thumper. Used to check tire pressure but also can be used as a weapon. In some states they are illegal or require a permit.

I used my tireknocker to beat the crap out of my potential assailant

tireknocker by Bkd01 April 3, 2023