Top Definition
a substitute penis made of feces, usually frozen
"My girlfriend wants a turdildo for Christmas, but I can't fill the mold in time. Maybe I can use manure."
#apples #christmas #donkey #turd #poop #dildo #girlfriend #crap
by ancientmariner December 11, 2006
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