turdildo

a substitute penis made of feces, usually frozen

"My girlfriend wants a turdildo for Christmas, but I can't fill the mold in time. Maybe I can use manure."

by ancientmariner December 13, 2006

Turdildo

A dildo crafted by shitting into a condom and freezing it.

I can't wait to use the turdildo tonight! I hope I can cum before it melts!

by Psilø April 25, 2024