a dick that looks like a turd
fuck, my dick looks like a turd..
im such a turd dick
by lollllipop July 13, 2011
Top Definition
1.) adj. describes a person who has just completed anal relations with another individual, henceforth sporting a turd on his dick.

2.) noun Someone who is extremely stupid, annoying, irritating, and probably so retarded that he doesn't wash the turds off of his own phallus after anal intercourse.
1. Jason rode the hershey highway and now he has a turd- dick

2. I hate John. He is just such a turd-dick
by J. Barrt July 29, 2006
1) A person who is a bottom feeder and beneath you

2) A Piece of you know what (POS), most of the time this type will go after fifteen year old's with plenty of GHB and xanax in hand
1) That dude's a turd-dick

2) Mr. Patterson told me if there is no grass on her field he would roll around in the dirt, f-ing turd-dick
by StarMan420 December 17, 2010

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