Phantom Turd Snake 

When a person feels they have let out the longest log turd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking shit. The feeling is most disappointing for twitter shitters everywhere.

"I was going to tweet about this giant shit I took, but alas it was a phantom turd snake."

Not to be confused with "phantom shit"

Phantom Turd Snake by Stephanie Sunfire October 19, 2014

corn snake turd 

An unusually pale and lengthy turd whose appearance closely resembles a North American corn snake

After taking a quick dump, I whirled around and reflected on the appearance of my corn snake turd swimming in the toilet.

corn snake turd by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

Drain snake turd 

When ur poop clogs the toilet so bad you can't plunge it and have to use a drain snake

Ah shit another drain snake turd u know where the ogger is?

Drain snake turd by Fuc biden May 27, 2021

turdshake

when you have to remove feces from your penis after anal sex.

Dude, I had to turdshake my wiener after doing it doggystyle last night.

turdshake by Thermador June 11, 2016

turdsnake 

An extended turd half in and half out of the toilet water, that looks like it's about to wriggle up and out of the bowl.

That turdsnake in the bowl looks like it's still alive and coming back onto dry land.

turdsnake by Exterminator 2 February 26, 2011