Turd munchies 

When you drop a massive turd and feel hungry afterwards.

Tim ate all of the pizza because he had the turd munchies after dropping a huge deuce.

Turd munchies by Lord Fartington master of shit December 21, 2014

Turd Muncher 

A person who constantly has shit coming out of their mouth.

I can't believe you said that, you're such a turd muncher.

Turd Muncher by Breezie's September 21, 2005

turd-muncher 

The medical phenomena of a person's breathe literally smelling like fecal matter; a derogatory term for someone whose mouth smells like intestinal waste, or rotting protein.

"Go brush your teeth you little turd-muncher!"

turd-muncher by The Dirty Mouth of the South September 27, 2010

Turd Muncher 

A person who you don't like but can't quite hate

"Dude! Our Gay Uncle Evan is such… such a… um… such a Turd Muncher!"

Turd Muncher by Too Tun Tonto July 24, 2016

Turd Munching 

To speak in a really nasty aggressive way about or to somebody else.

You are turd munching again!

Turd Munching by steaton September 27, 2018

turdpuncher

A man, whose sexual preferences lean toward the male population. Who also enjoys taking part in anal sexual intercourse. Wherein his penis will inevitably make contact with excrement inside the colon. His enthusiastic thrusting creates a "punching" motion causing the excrement to become packed tightly inside the recipient. Causing great discomfort.

"Mark is such a turdpuncher!"

turdpuncher by TwerkedOutBrindlemeyer May 9, 2008

tudmunch 

A short, fat person, or a tall skinny person. Also used as a subsitute for "Idiot".

Wow...you tudmunch! You lost us the game!

tudmunch by PopeLovesLagoon.xD November 1, 2010