Turfmonster 

The act of taking something good and, with good intentions, destroying it by making it completely unusable.

I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators at turfmonster turfmonstered the website.

Turfmonster by Blank77 May 19, 2009

Turdminster 

A district in London which extends to the river Thames which had more turd by volume than water before epidemiology & sanitation & disease process was properly understood by man probably during Victorian times

I will meet you at the Turdminster bridge

Turdminster by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

turdmonster 

Someone named Rosie, who is semi-retarded and fully psychotic.

Guy #1 "Dude, my sister Rosie fucking burned the house down when she tried playing her Kelly Clarkson CD in the toaster. Then she beat the shit out of the firemen when they would'nt let her drink from the fire hose."

Guy #2 "Weak. Your sister is a fucking turdmonster!"

turdmonster by Ator November 12, 2008

turfmonster 

a person who dominates out on the soccer field, with many skills that their peers are very jealous of, and from a viewing point is way better then everyone else, and grabs everyones attention. she also is very attractive

woah look at that girl she is a turfmonster!

turfmonster by sammy9298 June 12, 2005

Tardmonster 

A monster of a tard

one who is very tardish

a very stupid person

my favorite word ever (:

WHAT THE FUCK!! DUDE YOUR SUCH A TARDMONSTER!!

2+2=4 YOU TARDMONSTER!!!!

Did you see Amber last night?

Yeah, dude she got so drunk! Shes such a tardmonster!

Tardmonster by ~dRaMaQuEeN~ March 15, 2009