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When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.(especially at your office/work place)
Just as I was about to 'release the beast', some turd buglar entered the bathroom causing my sphincter to snap shut!
by Sidney Abello February 11, 2004
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1. an annoying person who rudely interrupts you while taking a dump by either knocking on the stall door or attempting to open it.

2. a derogatory term for any homosexual and/or asspirate.
1. "I was trying to drop a deuce at McDonald's when some turdburglar walked in a opened the door on me."

2. "Sebastian has been in so many assholes he should change his name to Tommy Turdburglar."
by Shockey86 January 28, 2005
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"Hey, turd burglar! Get off that guy!"
by - August 04, 2002
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jeez joe is a turd burglar!!
by turd-bur-gal-er April 24, 2003
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In Quebec, the thief who follows the first burglar and the second burglar.
We arrested de first two burglars, but de turd burglar got away.
by Saddam Hussein May 09, 2003
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A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.
I was dropping a nasty deuce when the Turd Burglar jiggled the handle.
by Buzz K December 01, 2005
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A homosexual poacher of human feces; a poo-pilferer. Allternately, a rectum-robber who has a penchant for feces during gay sex.
"Hey, buddy - quit eyeing by bunghole like that! Whaddaya, some sort of TURD-BURGLAR??? Does this look like a fucking bathhouse? There's no sphincter pudding here for you!"
by Billy B August 24, 2006
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