tumbeasts

when too many people are logged on to tumblr and the website can't be connected to the user; the shittiest thing to happen to a tumblr addict;

I was trying to go on tumblr but they forgot to feed the tumbeasts again!

tumbeasts by coolgirlpin0yy324 March 15, 2011

tumbeasts

Tumbeasts are creatures found on tumblr. They roam the data centre and help run tumblr, though sadly they usually go un feed, which causes tumblr to crash. They are often irritating due to how much they come up.

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tumbeasts by devifromhell March 14, 2011

Tumbeast 

Tumblrs Latest Scape goat for why their servers are down.

We'll be back shortly
We may have forgotten to feed the wild Tumbeasts that roam our datacenter, resulting in gnawing and/or mutiny. Animal control has been alerted.

Tumbeast by Abover March 14, 2011

Tumbeast 

Little green beasts that nom on tumblr so it stops working. They may seem cute at first but soon you will associate them with everyting bad because they mean tumblr is broken.

Person New to Tumblr: awww hahaha that's so funny look at the cute tumbeasts!

Other person: NOOOOOOO! fucking die tumbeasts die! I need my tumblr! how else will I procrastinate properly?

Tumbeast by slimmishimmi March 22, 2011

TMBeast 

The Midnight Beast Fanbase. Probably just about the nicest bunch you will ever meet but gradually getting bitchier. All been there for years and are mainly established on twitter. Everyone in the Fanbase is going to marry either Stef, Dru, Ash or Elliot. Many are shippers of Stashley and enjoy reading gross kinky porn fanfictions. They are all poor due to the rising merchandise prices crisis. Thanks for that Sally. Thanks a lot.

TMBeasts are usually Chapters Fans and support all of Stefans old bands. They are very good at fangirling and common dialect used by them include words such as 'omg' 'wot' 'ahhhhhhhhhhh' 'hold me' 'asdfghjkl' 'my babys' 'can u not' 'crying' 'i can't even' and '*you're'

'I hate the TMB fandom' - No one ever
'TMBeasts> Directioners' - Everyone all the time

TMBeast by Stefan Abingdon November 14, 2012

Tumbeast 

A large, yellow watermelon with the texture of a cactus and a stem shaped like a unicorn. Found primarily in Narnia and come to life on the third Saturday in June at exactly 1:43 A.M., EST.

"Oy! You there! There's a Tumbeast on my wanker!"

Well, get it off, Charlie, it's probably attracted to your Stunkmigeon!

Tumbeast by iamnotnjs March 8, 2011