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Tumblrs Latest Scape goat for why their servers are down. We'll be back shortly
We may have forgotten to feed the wild Tumbeasts that roam our datacenter, resulting in gnawing and/or mutiny. Animal control has been alerted. |
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Little green beasts that nom on tumblr so it stops working. They may seem cute at first but soon you will associate them with everyting bad because they mean tumblr is broken. Person New to Tumblr: awww hahaha that's so funny look at the cute tumbeasts!
Other person: NOOOOOOO! fucking die tumbeasts die! I need my tumblr! how else will I procrastinate properly? |
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| 3. | Tumbeast | ||
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A large, yellow watermelon with the texture of a cactus and a stem shaped like a unicorn. Found primarily in Narnia and come to life on the third Saturday in June at exactly 1:43 A.M., EST. "Oy! You there! There's a Tumbeast on my wanker!"
Well, get it off, Charlie, it's probably attracted to your Stunkmigeon! |
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