Tuition
1. A fee charged for instruction at a school or university.
2. Teaching: instruction, especially when given individually or in a small group.
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1. A fee charged for instruction at a school or university.
2. Teaching: instruction, especially when given individually or in a small group.
Tuition
1. An imaginary number invented by college administrators to inspire fear in middle-class parents and new students.
2. An enormous fee that automatically rises at 3 times the rate of inflation.
3. The catch-all term for huge sums of money that young pepole start paying at age 18 or 19. Payments usually continue for the next 10-20 years.
2. An enormous fee that automatically rises at 3 times the rate of inflation.
3. The catch-all term for huge sums of money that young pepole start paying at age 18 or 19. Payments usually continue for the next 10-20 years.
College President: "What should Tuition be next year?"
Comptroller: "Let's me see... $38,000 has a nice ring to it. Of course, we always tack on another $6,000 in fees just for fun, not to mention mandatory health insurance and thost textbooks that cost $100 a pop."
College President: "Can we make it $39,000?"
Comptroller: "Why not? Works for me!"
Comptroller: "Let's me see... $38,000 has a nice ring to it. Of course, we always tack on another $6,000 in fees just for fun, not to mention mandatory health insurance and thost textbooks that cost $100 a pop."
College President: "Can we make it $39,000?"
Comptroller: "Why not? Works for me!"
Tuition by Peter Kobs February 12, 2010
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tuition genie
An evil imaginary being, which can only be seen in a state of high (though sometimes in drunkness as well), which drains university/college students of their money through the traditional methods of collecting called tuition. First sighting occured at Simon Fraser University, more occurances are believed to occur at SFU and elsewhere.
tuition genie by MC the evil french clown May 21, 2008
College Tuition
The one thing that's probably gonna keep you from going to college in the first place since their gonna charge you an arm and a leg ( and maybe your soul) just so they can teach you crap.
Prospective student: Awesome! I got accepted into Penn State! Now all I need to know is how much it's gonna cost. "Prospective student looks at college tuition bill for fall 2009"
Prospective student: "Blank expression on his face"
Tuition bill: Meets shredder
Prospective student: "Blank expression on his face"
Tuition bill: Meets shredder
College Tuition by x-crazy April 7, 2009
stutton the tutton
Quite similar to button the mutton (i.e., to give a hand- or blowjob), however, stutton the tutton is generally much rougher and only performed by the most willing of partners. Therefore it is common for one to take serious offense when asked to stutton the tutton if they are unwilling.
-I asked her to stutton my tutton on the first date and she slapped me.
-Dude, you don't stutton the tutton EVER on the first date if you want to be a righteous dude.
-Dude, so I asked to button the mutton but she went all the way for a stutton!
-Dude, you don't stutton the tutton EVER on the first date if you want to be a righteous dude.
-Dude, so I asked to button the mutton but she went all the way for a stutton!
stutton the tutton by Stubernic June 12, 2009
Luke Triton
Luke Triton is the apprentice of Professor Layton in the Professor Layton series made by Level-5. He is the son of Clark & Brenda Triton. He carries a satchel, and wears a matching blue sweater and hat. Because he always follows Professor Layton, he has the love of puzzles also wishing he would find the puzzle for him, as well as wanting to become a gentlemen like Professor Layton. He has an amazing ability of talking to animals, like his pet mouse Toppy from game 4 of the series: 'The Last Specter' He was born in London, but moved to Misthallery while he was still small. He is 11 years old.
Angela: "Don't you think Professor Layton's apprentice is just so adorable?" :D
Sarah: "You mean Luke Triton? Pfft....He's okay..."
Sarah: "You mean Luke Triton? Pfft....He's okay..."
Luke Triton by Roxasu September 26, 2012
Triton High School
The high school that serves the towns of Newbury, Rowley, and Salisbury Massachusetts. It's known for being "ghetto", having a terrible football team, and the bright blue tiles that cover it. Every student, whether they act like it or not, has at least some Viking Pride.
The student population is made up of a basic few types:
-Preppies
-Gangstas
-Goth (most of whom belong to the GSA...)
-Stoners
-Jocks
-Artsies
Most importantly, I think we can all agree on the fact that each town has certain characteristics.
Salisbury brings the wiggers who think they come straight out of the ghetto, but they really dont. Also, quite a lot of stoners and depressing goth kids.
Newbury brings the rich, snobby preppy kids who dont know anything outside of their quiet uniracial community. Some Newburyians turn to stoners, but they arent legit.
Rowley brings the kids that have the most variety. A lot become stoners, a lot are preppy, some are goth, and a few are "ghetto".
Everyone in Triton knows that it's a terrible school, and often joke about it. However, it is apparently under new management as of 2010, and is changing for the better.
The student population is really small, so basically everyone interacts with eachother, whether they like it or not. Mostly they dont like it.
The student population is made up of a basic few types:
-Preppies
-Gangstas
-Goth (most of whom belong to the GSA...)
-Stoners
-Jocks
-Artsies
Most importantly, I think we can all agree on the fact that each town has certain characteristics.
Salisbury brings the wiggers who think they come straight out of the ghetto, but they really dont. Also, quite a lot of stoners and depressing goth kids.
Newbury brings the rich, snobby preppy kids who dont know anything outside of their quiet uniracial community. Some Newburyians turn to stoners, but they arent legit.
Rowley brings the kids that have the most variety. A lot become stoners, a lot are preppy, some are goth, and a few are "ghetto".
Everyone in Triton knows that it's a terrible school, and often joke about it. However, it is apparently under new management as of 2010, and is changing for the better.
The student population is really small, so basically everyone interacts with eachother, whether they like it or not. Mostly they dont like it.
Pentucket Kid:Hey, what school do you go to?
Triton Kid: Triton High School, you?
Pentucket Kid:Pentucket..
*brawl*
Triton Kid: Triton High School, you?
Pentucket Kid:Pentucket..
*brawl*
Triton High School by newbgurl November 15, 2010