tuckermax drunk

the highest order of drunken shannigans, above nardofied and zimmerfied, u know when a zimmerfied, person tells u do calm down, then ur tuckermax drunk

i just lost all my earthly positions last night to gamblor, ill never get tuckermax drunk AGAIN!

tuckermax drunk by cool guy October 8, 2004

Tucker Max Fail 

Promising a groundbreaking innovative genre changing product; and then having to admit that nobody bought it, or was interested in it. An epic fail Characterized by constantly changing your story, denying that you said something you posted online only a few months before; and responding to substantive criticism by simply claiming that the critic is a loser.

Man, Windows Vista is a total Tucker Max fail!

Tucker Max Fail by mcbeerlovin July 30, 2009

Tucker Max Fail 

1) Making claims that are so unrealistic and unbelievably stupid that no is surprised when you fall massively short. Usually occurs to those of limited cognitive abilities i.e. Tucker Max

2) Blowing $12 million of someone else's money

"I borrowed £12 million to make a film that turned out to be the worst comedy in history. The script I wrote was especially poor."

"That's a Tucker Max Fail"

Tucker Max Fail by boatman_eric October 29, 2009

tuckerbag 

An Austrailian type of knapsack, that one might use to carry a large amount of survival gear for a long journey.

A place for storing stolen livestock, as immortalized in the song "Waltzing Matilda".

"I've got a 2-week supply of beer in my tuckerbag, mate."

"Where's that jolly jumbuck, that you've got in your tuckerbag?!"

tuckerbag by Wediditforreggie July 16, 2008

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk) 

The highest attainable level of drunkenness. Created by Tucker Max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.

After 18 shots of Jagermeister in less than two hours, I was beyond drunk; I was Tucker Max Drunk.

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk) by Webster April 18, 2004

tuckerbox

1. To shoot a stranger in the buttocks for no reason
2. To shoot somebody from behind (esp. in White River Junction, VT)
(-ed)

1. To be shot by a stranger randomly
2. To be shot from behind, particularly in the buttocks

"If that kid doesn't step off, I'm gonna tuckerbox that fool!"

"I've gotta go downtown tonight, sure hope I don't get tuckerboxed!"

tuckerbox by Pojojuniper October 30, 2012

tucker max 

The author of I Hope they serve beer in Hell and of tuckermax.com, both of on which he posts stories of hooking up with women and drunken adventures which he claims are true. However, his website is heavily censored, a mere mention of the O&A interview in which they tore apart his stories (hosted on youtube for the public to see) will get you IP banned from the site's message board. The man is out to make money and get girls, which is respectable, but as he makes a point of calling out posers, it becomes obvious what a hypocrite he really is. (Also, see the talk page on wikipedia in which his girlfriend tells about his double life and what an act it all is). The sad truth is, he's just a pretender with entirely too many STDs.

Tucker Max's Abinsthe Doughnut story was called out in the O&A interview, on the grounds that there never was a police report, making the entire story false. He changed his story into it being a subway, but the fact remains, the majority of his stories are BS.

tucker max by TuckerMaxisFake October 5, 2006