However it must involve copious amounts of alcohol and the viewing of at least one set of nekkid tits. It is not tubing unless there is at least one white trash girl in a thong flashing her tits like a drunken whore she is.
The best way to tube is to criss-cross the boat wake gaining a wider and wider arc so as to increase speed to upwards of 100 mph. Once this speed is neared, the tuber is likely to hit the wake, become airborn and perform a maniacal wipeout forgotten since the days of Evel Kneivel.
Scott: "Woaaa...there he goes!.....There's the tube....Where's the dude?!!"
Max: "THERE HE IS up in that pine tree."
The art of extraordinary drinking. Tubing is not just a drinking session, it is a form of sport. Experienced Tubers take the activity very seriously and have made it an Olympic Sport. The BRitish Olympic Tubing Team are the world champions and world record holders. Recent Tubing events have included fixtures in Melbourne, Sydney, Cathay Pacific Airlines, Barcelona and Hong Kong (for the Hong Kong Tubing Sevens).
Tubing was invented on Sunday 29 January in Whistler, Canada. The founder members were planning on going 'tubing', the activity of bombing down a snow hill on a tractor tyre however they drank from breakfast until the early hours. The following morning Stuoobs said "I love tubing." BOTT was born.
The Anthem for BOTT is "Tubing Through". A song to the tune of REO Speedwaggon's "Loving You".
Person 2 - "Ok."
My tubes were off so I couldn't go tubing properly, the shit fell to the floor and rotted through my carpet! SHIT!!!