Human tube of toothpaste 

When a person is ran over by a tank from the feet to the head, forcing the blood to explode out of the head like a tube of toothpaste.

I can wait to watch Al-farquad be turned into a human tube of toothpaste

Human tube of toothpaste by Randomdude3328 January 5, 2022

pull a tube 

To take a hit from the bong.

Hey Steve let’s smoke a joint. Nah I’d rather pull a tube.

pull a tube by Louudog March 15, 2018

cancer tube 

Ciagrette; health stick, fag

I came, rolled over and sucked on a cancer tube. Isn't that what guys are supposed to do?

cancer tube by Cornholio November 3, 2003

smurf tube

the blue/purple shrivelled remnants of your penis after using a condom that was too small.

stole a rubber from my midget roomate. it wasn't normal size though so after banging my girlfriend, there was nothing left of my dick except a smurf tube.

smurf tube by timmyhidthebodies March 15, 2017

You Tube University 

You Tube is where I learn everything these days. It's kind of like it's own little university online. LOL

Where did you learn how to make jewelry? I learned how at You Tube University!

You Tube University by Dezzdito May 20, 2011

cardboard tube samurai 

A lone warrior who roams the asian countryside seeking enlightenment and justice. He wield the most powerful of all forged weapons, the cardboard tube. His enemies seek to gain the weapon, but have always been unsuccessful.

"Why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig?"

"Because he can."

cardboard tube samurai by Mercanis August 13, 2003

Tube Crush 

Someone you like or admire, that appears in either the television, or video stream in the internet.

I have such a tube crush on that hot girl I saw in tv last night.

Tube Crush by eternity.youdesire October 18, 2008