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tuba circus 

The cacophony of sound made by multiple noisy farts and/or bowel movements coming from multiple stalls in the mens bathroom.
I couldn't take a crap today at work; there was only one stall available in the mens bathroom and I didn't want to join the tuba circus.
tuba circus by C. Elliot Lee September 20, 2013

tuba fart 

The expelling of gas resulting in a low tone like that made by a tuba. Akin to a bugle fart but a much lower tone is produced when really pushing hard in order to hammer that sucker out.
My coworker just let out an enormous booming tuba fart that literally shook my desk.
tuba fart by thejimparker November 28, 2016
The act of farting loudly whilst sitting on the toilet
I thought I had to shit, but I just sat there playing ass tuba.
Ass Tuba by D-McNasty January 1, 2012

rubber tuba

A sex toy in the shape of an ass.
The truck driver never goes on long trips without his rubber tuba.
rubber tuba by Dick Gosinya February 13, 2015
Individuals with this name are believed to have jovial nature, they are pretty, intelligent, smart-witted, humane and kind-hearted.

Tuba's are the ones with the caring nature, they are wanted by many but not had by all, they are the epitome of loyalty, faith, love and beauty.
'Oh mama! She's a tuba, I want nothing but her.'
'You're Lucky enough to find yourself tuba'
Tuba by Jummyy June 7, 2018

Vaginal Tuba 

A gaping vagina that makes deep bass-like noises.
How was sex with that chick last night?
Great, up until I heard her Vaginal Tuba.
Vaginal Tuba by Brian & Nick April 20, 2009