4 definitions by Crossfire905
| 1. | bloxinfluvar | ||
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Something that reads like random letters on an eye test chart. From the comic strip "The Duplex." Eno: "BLOXINFLUVAR!"
Optometrist: "One letter at a time, please." |
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| 2. | Blockbluster | ||
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An expensive, overly-hyped movie which turns out to be a major flop. "Heaven's Gate" and "Ishtar" were two of the worst blockblusters ever made.
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| 3. | Tuba solo | ||
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A deep, low-pitched fart "The last time I ate that much chili, I was doing tuba solos all night. My wife had to go sleep on the couch."
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| 4. | Hallowanksmas | ||
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A season of frenzied Christmas retailing, occasionally incorporating some elements of Halloween and Thanksgiving, lasting from around Labor Day to the start of New Year's Week Dec. 26th. Last August, I saw bags of chocolate Santas next to the Halloween candy at the store. I swear, Hallowanksmas starts earlier and earlier every year.
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