Crossfire905's definitions

bloxinfluvar

Something that reads like random letters on an eye test chart. From the comic strip "The Duplex."

Eno: "BLOXINFLUVAR!"
Optometrist: "One letter at a time, please."

by Crossfire905 October 13, 2008

Tuba solo

A deep, low-pitched fart

"The last time I ate that much chili, I was doing tuba solos all night. My wife had to go sleep on the couch."

by Crossfire905 December 25, 2012

Hallowanksmas

A season of frenzied Christmas retailing, occasionally incorporating some elements of Halloween and Thanksgiving, lasting from around Labor Day to the start of New Year's Week Dec. 26th.

Last August, I saw bags of chocolate Santas next to the Halloween candy at the store. I swear, Hallowanksmas starts earlier and earlier every year.

by Crossfire905 November 3, 2012

Blockbluster

An expensive, overly-hyped movie which turns out to be a major flop.

"Heaven's Gate" and "Ishtar" were two of the worst blockblusters ever made.

by Crossfire905 January 14, 2010