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2 definitions by D-McNasty

The act of farting loudly whilst sitting on the toilet
I thought I had to shit, but I just sat there playing ass tuba.
by D-McNasty December 30, 2011
When taking such an epic dump that you get off the toilet before wiping to admire it.
"Dude -what are you doing in there? Dying?"
"No man, I'm playing peek-a-poo! Come in here and take a look at this animal!"
by D-McNasty June 05, 2014