OU tards 

Plural form of OU tard. OU tards are people who either attend, "graduated" from, or are big fans of the University of Oklahoma aka TardU. Oklahoma is full them of them which explains why Oklahoma isn't a desirable place.

These damn OU tards always think it's natty szn but they literally have zero football intelligence.

OU tards by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

tardsome 

Awsome stupidity.

Norman left his laptop on his car roof, and drove off. It was tardsome.

tardsome by benth September 26, 2008

flash tards 

When a group of retards suddenly appear, do stupid and retarded stuff, and disappear.

The cops saw the video some flash tards posted on you tube, and most of them have been busted for vandalism.

flash tards by wjc December 31, 2011

tardscream 

A loud cross between a scream, a moan and a groan commonly vocalised by the retarded. Not known to have any actualy meaning but could be a possible attempt at speech.

Retard: NMMMMMMMUUGH!!!!
Person 1: WTF that was some tardscream!
Person 2: I wonder if it was supposed to mean anything.

tardscream by RabD February 3, 2007

tardsville 

Consuming an excessive amount of alcohol, and or drugs to a point where you can't stop acting like a retard.

Dennis: Where the fuck is Steve?
Fran: He's out back, face down in the bird bath. He's been in tardsville since 7pm

tardsville by Shmo Nerk November 22, 2006

Tardslant 

Term originating when someone's handwriting is on a retarded angle, but translating into slang for idiot.

Jo, put that pickle down you tardslant!

Tardslant by Picklesurprise July 5, 2009

Nectar of the Tards

A sickly sweet, yellow-green carbonated soft drink also known a Mountain Dew. It is said by retards that Mountain Dew gives gives them other-worldly hyper-awareness and the ability to crash into passers-by at public libraries while they attempt lame skateboarding moves.

Chris guzzled a pint of Nectar of the Tards before running into old people coming out of the library entrance.

Nectar of the Tards by zardoz88 December 13, 2009