a tool that every filipino parent uses on their child. one hit can kill you. but can be avoided by putting cardboard above your ass when your filipino parent hits you.
pinoy 1: oh my god bro, my mom just hit me so hard with her tsinelas.
pinoy 2: goodluck with that bro, i will pray for your speedy recovery.
(Pronounced: chee neh las) The Filipino version of la chancla used by Filipino moms to threaten their child and beats the shit out of their children if they show signs of misbehaviour, or some shit. It usually gives little children PTSD.
Mother: YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR LAUNDRY? GET OVER HERE AND TAKE ANG TSINELAS.
Son: Ah shit, here we go again.
The child now has PTSD because his ass got spanked by ang tsinelas.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).