by sfusion October 24, 2007
An anal truncheon is typically used for the penetration of ones anus. The truncheon can take the form of any police parephenalia, not just limitted to the baton as the name suggests. Connoisseurs among truncheoners prefer antiquated riot armor.
" Walking home last night I caught a glimpse through a bush of a Margaret Thatcher look-a-like diaphram-deep on an Anal Truncheon "
" One day, i will own that golden anal truncheon "
" Seeing Jeoffrey using the bow-street bastard he bought off ebay last week, as an anal truncheon, will always be a sight for sore eyes. "
" One day, i will own that golden anal truncheon "
" Seeing Jeoffrey using the bow-street bastard he bought off ebay last week, as an anal truncheon, will always be a sight for sore eyes. "
by hotsteamingsemen March 21, 2010
Used to describe a long, hardened length of feces that has all the necessary attributes of a certain type of law enforcement device.
'Good lord!, What a particularily savage looking poo truncheon my anus has decided to manifest in this here toilet bowl.'
by muckguppy October 30, 2007
its the bit that likes to hang around between a blokes legs, between his balls and his bellybutton, unless he's weird and deformed in case you should probably stop looking.. or asking for that matter. freak.
by Tom C, Rich W, and Suzi S April 22, 2004
Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah
Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).
by Octopusswah June 28, 2006
by YOREMA July 10, 2003
Hillary was powerless to resist Bill's intense gaze, and she screamed in ecstasy as he slid his pork truncheon meat into her yodelling starfish.
by Patrick Baffersty November 21, 2007