luncheon truncheon

its the bit that likes to hang around between a blokes legs, between his balls and his bellybutton, unless he's weird and deformed in case you should probably stop looking.. or asking for that matter. freak.

Cyril nearly knocked Wendy out with his luncheon truncheon as they ran naked through the field...

by Tom C, Rich W, and Suzi S April 22, 2004

Luncheon Meat Truncheon

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."

by Octopusswah June 28, 2006

luncheon meat truncheon

The male genetalia - the penis.
Also see schlong, wang, cock, spam javelin, knob, dick, lad.

All of a sudden, jamie whipped out his luncheon meat truncheon and started spanking it.

by YOREMA July 10, 2003