trumpetard 

portmanteau formed from trump + petard (in the sense of Shakespeare's "hoist with his own petard')

def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.

example of usage: "In every public speech, the president careers from one trumpetard to the next!"

trumpetard by Eppypotamus March 30, 2020

Trumptarded 

A trump supporter who is so mentally retarded. You will notice them with their girl eating freaking " Trump Stake" . They are so careless that they will sneak into Trump's room and literally lick all of his belongings. He is so stupid that he would kill himself for another Trump Stake.

Trump: WTF ARE YOU DOING IN MY R00M????

Trumptard: ME NEED NORE STEAK!!!

Security Guard: He is so Trumptarded

Trumptarded by wutdouwant February 21, 2017

trumptease 

An act of diverting attention from a burning or embarrassing subject to some other topic, often sensational but also fictional and irrelevant. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

As he found himself suspected of being in cahoots with the Russian leader, the president attempted a trumptease, accusing his predecessor of wiretapping.

The House GOP members tried to trumptease the investigation of the president’s Russian affiliations by insisting on the importance of finding and prosecuting leakers.
The press secretary tried to expand on the president’s trumpteases.

trumptease by Wryface March 22, 2017

trumptarded 

Describing something so idiotically stupid that it could only have been done by the mediocre reality TV star and five-time bankruptcy champion currently wasting oxygen in the White House.

Taking a dangerous malaria medication in order to prevent coronavirus is seriously trumptarded. What in the f**k's wrong with you?

trumptarded by Vasectimus May 22, 2020

trumpet arse 

An individual prone to frequent squeaky flatulence, such that they sound like they're playing a trumpet with their arse 🎺💨

Please open the window, trumpet arse ! farty pants

trumpet arse by The Big Haggis June 29, 2016

Trumpetasexual 

Someone who has a strong interest in oranges, straight white men, and money but is terrified of aliens.

I define as trumpetasexual.

Trumpetasexual by y0ur57ru1ya1i January 23, 2025

trumptease 

Presidential. sexual grab.

She was Trumptease by the orange t-rex

trumptease by Miguel 😧 B February 1, 2017