A stupid person who does well in life by using bribes and money he inherited from his father.Fake, blond and usually is so tanned that he is orange. It is rumored he inspired the annoying orange.
Look at that trump! He is so fake and must have fallen asleep in the solarium!
by pseudonymousme January 31, 2017
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Noun - a form of mental illness in which the patient offers alternative facts that are obvious lies related to an alternate universe in which diversity is non-existent and aggressive behavior is encouraged.

Adjective - illogical, inability to follow a stream of logical thought
Don't encourage him, he has the trump and might actually believe what he says.
I tried to explain it but he was trumping.
by jja53211 February 4, 2017
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The most stupid person in the world a bright orange goldfish the loser of the sea
A man whore
Wow what a trump
by Nghb February 1, 2017
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When your dog takes three dumps on a single walk, that is a trump. As rare as the hat trick in soccer or hockey, three dumps equals a trump..
I brought two bags but my dog laid a trump and I had to double up on the second bag.
by F1driver August 17, 2016
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