1:Bro my trombone is so fricking heavy!
2:Really? Let me help you carry it.
1:Nah i want buff arms, this will help at least a little.
2:Really? Let me help you carry it.
1:Nah i want buff arms, this will help at least a little.
by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019
An extremely loud blasting device often used to harass members of the high woodwind section. Can play extremely low and high. Best instrument!
by BandNerd420 January 5, 2019
A tromboner is something that perverts get when playing a trumpet sexually. It is a masturbation tool for 13 year old who watch things that they shouldn't
A tromboner is something that perverts get when playing a trumpet sexually. It is a masturbation tool for 13 year old who watch things that they shouldn't
"He watches inapropriate things and he gets trumboners"
"He watches inapropriate things and he gets trumboners"
by thme November 19, 2018
Guy 1: Damn Man! That trombone looks like it would be dope to fuck!
Guy 2: Ooh, got a tromboner, do you?
Guy 2: Ooh, got a tromboner, do you?
by Wiggity Wagaddy February 22, 2018
by Higzi July 11, 2008
He is such a Tromboner!
by Pussy ripper December 17, 2010
It's anallingus, with a tug job.
by TyphoonSexDr? July 20, 2011