The best fucking instrument ever made. Reasons why:
1.) You can hit people with your slide and say it was an accident
2.) If someone falls in Marching Band you can play the fail tune.
3.) If another section can’t play a part, the BD with give it to the Trombone section.
4.) Everyone is afraid of you because you have got everyone with your slide at least twice.
1.) You can hit people with your slide and say it was an accident
2.) If someone falls in Marching Band you can play the fail tune.
3.) If another section can’t play a part, the BD with give it to the Trombone section.
4.) Everyone is afraid of you because you have got everyone with your slide at least twice.
by KeepRxnning June 25, 2017
This word is used when you fuck up so bad that you either:
1. Are going to spend the rest of your life contemplating your life decisions
2. Get your ass whooped so hard it's gonna swell
3. Waste a few years of your life trying to make up for the mistake you made.
1. Are going to spend the rest of your life contemplating your life decisions
2. Get your ass whooped so hard it's gonna swell
3. Waste a few years of your life trying to make up for the mistake you made.
Example 1:
Me: *drops vase that costed $15,000*
Mom: Goodnight dickhead
Me: Oh shit i'm fucking tromboned
Example 2:
Me: *leave's location on*
Dad: Where are you
Me: Home
Dad: Your snap map is on you're in fucking Africa
Me: oh shit
Me: *drops vase that costed $15,000*
Mom: Goodnight dickhead
Me: Oh shit i'm fucking tromboned
Example 2:
Me: *leave's location on*
Dad: Where are you
Me: Home
Dad: Your snap map is on you're in fucking Africa
Me: oh shit
by reknaW ma I April 20, 2018
Verb.
A rather impractical sex act where a woman or man rims a man's ringpiece while simultaneously reaching round to give it some elbow on his prok sword, the action being akin to playing a trombone.
A rather impractical sex act where a woman or man rims a man's ringpiece while simultaneously reaching round to give it some elbow on his prok sword, the action being akin to playing a trombone.
Les Dennis was shocked when he came home early and found his wife Amanda tromboning Neil Morrisey again.
by Kev December 10, 2002
by Steve Winkler January 26, 2005
An ignorant name used by some jealous bastard when that someone see's a trombonist with their trombone, because they think it is funny. usually used by football players, cheerleaders, potheads and people that have no life.
by ~blah, blah, blah~ December 20, 2009
oral stimulation by tongue on a willfully-willing male's sphincter while masturbating his donger, by an ..oh, musician?
by hytham_hammer July 10, 2005
the best part of the band that doesn't make mistakes and mostly is the party section and they no who boss
Person:this group is the more party group then playing but they always get the work done
Trombone Player:hm it might be the baritones wait no
Person:its the trombone section
Trombones:PARTY!!!!
Trombone Player:hm it might be the baritones wait no
Person:its the trombone section
Trombones:PARTY!!!!
by Trombonie August 22, 2008