Kev's definitions

tromboning

Verb.
A rather impractical sex act where a woman or man rims a man's ringpiece while simultaneously reaching round to give it some elbow on his prok sword, the action being akin to playing a trombone.

Les Dennis was shocked when he came home early and found his wife Amanda tromboning Neil Morrisey again.

by Kev April 8, 2006

Kiddie-Fiddler

Derogatory name for a paedophile, or someone who goes for partners of a much younger age.

"Shut it ya kiddie fiddler"

by Kev April 10, 2006

Line Rape

To penetrate into a line without notice, successfully embedding oneself into the line.

Ted: 'Dude, this line is long!'
Ben: 'Wanna line rape it?'

by kev May 4, 2014

cockahol

Noun.
A less offensive term for spunk.

After a night dreaming of Anne Widecombe, Cuthbert woke to find his trollies covered in cockohol.

by Kev April 10, 2006

cock-knocker

noun.
A gentleman who bangs at the back door

See that Elton John, he's a right cock-knocker.

by Kev April 10, 2006

Seoul

The capital and largest city of South Korea. Founded in the 14th century, it became the country's capital in 1948. Population: 10,726,862.
It's the best city ever!

Seoul is better than Tokyo

by Kev February 13, 2006

cockaholic

Noun.
A woman or man who is addicted to cockohol.

See that Jordan bird, she's a right cockaholic

by Kev April 10, 2006