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Princess Trollestia 

(noun)

Alter-ego of Princess Celestia from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic; also known as Princess Molestia and Professional Tea Troll. She is de facto troller of Equestria.

The nickname, adopted by the bronies, is a portmanteau of a word troll and Celestia. The name is attributed for her particular actions and behaviors, which is interpreted by most bronies (citation needed) as trolling.
Princess Trollestia is a professional tea troller.
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Post-Trollism 

Recent internet terminology. Theory. The habit of a person naming someone else as a "Troll" because they cannot beat them in an online arguement.
"I think you are just rude and inconsiderate."
"Actually I think you are."
"You're just a troll."

- post-trollism
Post-Trollism by falker0001 February 18, 2010

Trolls Remorse 

Feelings of regret or remorse after having done something terrible to someone on the internets whilst trolling.
/b/tard1:"Dude, that guy really killed himself, I'm starting to feel a little trolls remorse"
/b/tard2:"Nah man its cool, you made him an hero"
Trolls Remorse by Wrangwar August 26, 2008
King Pig doing the trollface, generally used by the drugged-up followers of a certain Team Fortress 2 streamer.
Guy: What the hell is Trollos?
Crackhead: 983749571039592929508138937890540954
Trollos by hello gordon August 16, 2021

Trollstation 

A group of YouTube pranksters that create crazy scenarios in public to see the reactions they get.
Person 1: Why is that guy smoking crystall meth with snowwhite?
Person 2: Things like this are common around here lol it must be Trollstation.
Trollstation by PancakeSlap June 16, 2016

God of trolls 

A supernatural being that can create, modify, or add destructive type of emotion called anger to all types of being such as self-aware or non self-aware beings. may it be carbon based beings or inorganic beings.

Origin

legends says it rarely happened when a soldier defending their last line of defense. they were hopeless and never expect to win. however they saw a blinding light that forms a humanoid shape as it walks the ground all who are near around him instantly becomes in extreme rage and attacking everyone on sight. however as they try to attack a mysterious light person. their vein explodes because of their blood vessels can't handle the extreme blood pressure they hold that results to their death. the defending soldiers who saw the presence of the mysterious light being more than one kilometers away were slightly annoyed.

Religion

since the discovery of the mysterious being rarely appears every hundreds of year. that has the ability to cause an unimaginable destructive emotion. an ordered formed in Rome dedicated at the art of causing other person mad. they named the mysterious being "Deus autem pugnae troglodytarum". at first it became popular at rome. as decades pass the order has a slight decline of members due to an inefficient communication technology and storage of information.
1499 we saw a mysterious being forming a humanoid shape surrounded by blinding light descended from the heavens. he points his finger to another person then the person become very angry. he instantly dies from blood loss. when our eyes widened from traumatic shock. as the veins around his bodies especially his neck becomes red and explodes probably due to extreme blood pressure. everyone saw it. we saw it. we realized that it is the God of trolls that appeared since the ancient times.

Trollser 

A Trollser is the most vile form of troll on the internet who pose as legitimate members of forums and newsgroups. They are self-righteous pricks who overreact at the slightest provocation and are quick to label anyone who disagrees with them a troll; usually they operate under the delusion that they are the forums anti-troll, but in reality they are the true forum trolls. Almost every forum on the internet is infested with them. Essentially, when a new member joins a discussion, the trollsers will try to engage the newb with some argument, hoping to provoke them into saying something that will escalate the debate into a flame war, and have the newb banned for trolling. Some times the newb actually is a troll, but it does't matter because a trollser will overreact to any issue and escalate it into a flamewar.

Trollsers are argumentative types, generally posing as experts of some sort on the forum or newsgroup they hang around. They love starting arguments about anything and have to win -- it doesn't matter what it is about, just as long as they win. This is because they think they are smart, but in reality are just total losers who spend all their time on their favorite forum.

A trollser is a troll who trolls trolls. Trollsing is the act of trolling a troll. The person supposedly trolling may or may not actually be a troll, but are caught up in the lolzerpalooza these idiots create.
Dude: pop tarts rawk
Trollser: Pop tarts are unhealthy junk food, this forum is about health foods.
Dude: well whatever, they still taste good, I don't eat them all the time and I try to eat healthy.
Trollser: Only an idiot would eat junk like that
Dude: rofl, I'm not an idiot you asshat
Trollser: I smell a troll
Dude: Wha?
Trollser: Personal attacks are against the rules
Dude: But you called me an idiot
Trollser #2: If you were intelligent you wouldn't eat garbage like that
Dude: I do eat healthy foods, but I like pop tarts once in a while, what's wrong with that?
Trollser: You don't have a clue what you are talking about, this is a health foods forum, you're obviously a troll.
Trollser #3: Lol, you're an idiot fatso.
Dude: Wtf, I'm not fat you faggots.
Trollser: yeah you are you fat ass go stuff you face with some pop-tarts loser.
Dude: doucecocks
BAN-HAMMER: DUDE, Personal attacks and trolling.
Trollser by Banhammer Time March 26, 2008