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An hand gesture involving an unconnecting high five across an open space where the fingers are turned down in the motion of a cat paw. Usually used after major bitching.
"You're stupid."
"Yes he is."
"Chive me bro."
by falker0001 November 21, 2009
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A gay person who through violent (e.g. gang) rape has turned straight.
"Are you okay?"
"No."
"Why?"
"I just got gang banged."
"How do you feel?"
"No longer attracted to the same sex is how I'm feeling."
"You just got straped bro!"
by falker0001 November 24, 2009
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Someone who stalkers people, behind the use of fake avatars, on the internet.
Derived from a mixture of Stalk and Fake.
"This person don't look real, they been stalking me, what a falker!"
by falker0001 November 21, 2009
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A web page glitch/virus that is brought about accidently or deliberately.
"What happened to this page."
"Must be a Wizjing."
by falker0001 November 21, 2009
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Recent internet terminology. Theory. The habit of a person naming someone else as a "Troll" because they cannot beat them in an online arguement.
"I think you are just rude and inconsiderate."
"Actually I think you are."
"You're just a troll."

- post-trollism
by falker0001 February 18, 2010
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