treegret

Coming home with the tree you sawed down and realizing it looked better in the forest. Treegrets may include but are not limited to discovering unsightly holes in tree boughs, buying one of them Balsams, finding that your tree is too big for its designated location, learning your tree was once or still is a home for wildlife.

Our family had an immediate sense of treegret when we stood the Balsam up and all of its needles fell off. While scooping up the pile of needles, Maw found a bird’s nest.

treegret by iBetty December 5, 2011

Treeer 

Treeer is one who plants and maintais trees till it is self sustainable especially in public places.

I am a proud treeer planted and maintaining 100 plus trees in public places.

Treeer by AppKoder June 2, 2018

theeret 

An amazing Minecraft streamer who is bisexual and goes any pronouns!

dono: you like dick?
theeret: yeah?

theeret by theeretsimp September 23, 2020

treezee

Another word for TRAMP

Joshlyn is a good Treezee

treezee by FUNR January 15, 2008

Treebreaker 

A large, ugly, or unsatisfying woman, that falls greatly below all of your standards. A woman that breaks the supports of the beds.

ME: Jerry is hanging out with that tree breaker over there.
SAGE: He and his bed will regret that treebreaker in the morning

(Your friend looking at a large obese woman)

FRIEND: She is a large treebreakin' son of a bitch

Treebreaker by Slappinthebass July 19, 2011

treefer 

Slang for marijuana. Combination of trees and reefer.

"Ya got any treefer?"

treefer by Joshonline.org April 3, 2003

Treefense

Noun. A form of basketball defense in which the defender mimics a tree. This is often accomplished by waving your hands majestically like a tree's branches in the wind. Occasionally the defender slaps gently at the ball in the opponent's hands. The goal of treefense is to prevent the opponent from scoring by making them laugh and miss their shot.

Bob could not stop Eston's drive to the hoop so he used treefense to win the game.

Treefense by Robert Krauss December 8, 2007